you make my heart hurt in all the right ways

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

greatwhiteprivilege:

please hold my goddamn hand

misterhayden:

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shouldnt:

Oops, sorry mom

shouldnt:

Oops, sorry mom


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punkrockmeluke:

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zcuis:

have you ever accidentally pasted something you forgot you copied

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Niall and Harry both take psychology and Zayn just wants to sleep.

niallars:

i wanna do nothing with you; [LISTEN] 
all the quarrels of love and its ups and downs; basically songs revolving around the stages of love —influenced by 5sos and their playlists—
1. nirvana- sam smith // 2. never be- 5sos // 3. endlessly- the cab // 4. falling for you- the 1975 // 5. beautiful goodbye- maroon 5 // 6. boom clap- charli xcx // 7. photograph- ed sheeran // 8. amnesia- 5sos // 9. a sky full of stars- coldplay // 10. daydream away- all time low // 11. intoxicated- the cab // 12. stay with me- sam smith // 13. all of the stars- ed sheeran // 14. wipe your eyes- maroon 5 // 15. through the dark- one direction // 16. tonight you’re perfect- new politics // 17. disconnected- 5sos // 18. flawless- the neighbourhood // 19. afire love- ed sheeran // 20. bleeding out- imagine dragons // 21. of the night- bastille // 22. i need your love- calvin harris ft. ellie goulding // 23. i miss you- blink 182

niallars:

i wanna do nothing with you; [LISTEN]

all the quarrels of love and its ups and downs; basically songs revolving around the stages of love
—influenced by 5sos and their playlists—

1. nirvana- sam smith // 2. never be- 5sos // 3. endlessly- the cab // 4. falling for you- the 1975 // 5. beautiful goodbye- maroon 5 // 6. boom clap- charli xcx // 7. photograph- ed sheeran // 8. amnesia- 5sos // 9. a sky full of stars- coldplay // 10. daydream away- all time low // 11. intoxicated- the cab // 12. stay with me- sam smith // 13. all of the stars- ed sheeran // 14. wipe your eyes- maroon 5 // 15. through the dark- one direction // 16. tonight you’re perfect- new politics // 17. disconnected- 5sos // 18. flawless- the neighbourhood // 19. afire love- ed sheeran // 20. bleeding out- imagine dragons // 21. of the night- bastille // 22. i need your love- calvin harris ft. ellie goulding // 23. i miss you- blink 182