@salvo_nicosia: DOUBLE TROUBLE with @caradelevingne @selenagomez #wheninStTropez #naughtygirlshavemorefun

intrauterine:

"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."

qoyqoyi:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

this gives me hope.

“I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit.”

thatsgrace:

I’m so done

lissomely:

i wrote more things.

title: the wanting comes in waves

summaryHarry and Louis are journalists who stalk movie star Liam Payne to an Irish castle for a weekend. Through a series of convenient misunderstandings, this particular undercover mission involves Harry and Louis pretending to be engaged. It’s your classic fake boyfriends AU with a dollop of heist AU, some Ireland, and a healthy serving of “boys who can’t sort out their feelings.”

status: complete @ 25k

rating: explicit. This probably goes without saying, but it is also not safe for Ramadan.

relationships: harryandlouis, side ziam

notesThis is a work of pure fiction about fictional things and fictional characters. As always, I would be deeply surprised if any element of this resembles any real events or people

Fic: Come On With The Rain (1D, OT5)

oliviacirce:

Come On With The Rain

One Direction • OT5, Niall Horan/Zayn Malik/Liam Payne/Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson • Adult • 6000 words

They’re all completely soaked by the time they get offstage in Bern.

Basically I had a lot of feelings about rain, and also orgies. Warnings/enticements for exhibitionism, voyeurism, kink direction, and general ridiculousness. 

snakebiteandbubblegum:

made this, just cause I’d throw my pie for OITNB.

snakebiteandbubblegum:

made this, just cause I’d throw my pie for OITNB.

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